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od preordained, for his own glory and the display of His attributes of mercy and justice, a part of the human race, without any merit of their own, to eternal salvation, and another part, in just punishment of their sin, to eternal damnation
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Stop that, stop that, it's too silly. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do.
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"Until that day... 'Til all are one..." -Optimus Prime
"If you can't do it in style, then don't bother doing it!" -Jazz
"I don't break the rules, I bend them... A lot." -Sideswipe
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